Seriously, I want to clone myself, make myself microscopic, go inside my body and go Chuck Norris on this virus that is messing my shit up.
Lord have mercy.
I had grand plans to go shopping today. Included on the list were tissues with lotion and some kind of cold remedy. It's raining and I am going nowhere. I am made of sugar after all. I will melt!
And for real, my teeth do hurt. Ah! My Sinus.
We used to watch The Jungle Book all the time in college. each of us related best or was represented well by each of the characters. It was interesting. One was really silly and laid back, like Baloo. One super graceful, like Bageera, the panther.
I was the clumsy stealth machine known as Kaa, the snake. It was almost painful to watch. He's all slick and trying to be seductive or sneaky and inevitably something goes wrong and his plan is thwarted. Usually, he falls or smacks his head and is all "my sinus" which I full on relate to. I used to have issues, being a smoker and all.
I still have issues apparently. Ugh. I am such a cry baby sometimes. but I'll get over it. You know why? Because really I am:
That's right.
I do not usually pose questions, but I am such a fan of nostalgia. What were some favorite cartoon characters? I was a huge fan of Loony Tunes. I am sure that is where I get some of my sense of humor and love of Wagner. I mean, what a brilliant way to introduce classical music and intelligent adult humor to children. Elmer Fudd singing "kill the rabbit" to the tune of Flight of the Valkaries...come on.
