Lord and baby Jesus - this is a wreck and I am loving it. Though I am not sure that I can ever get this image out of my head. It may be difficult to have a BLT without giggling.
I am sure it's tongue in cheek...at least I hope it is. I just saw a challenge on MasterChef where some dude cooked a dish with pork cheeks. And I don't mean booty. I had no idea that they even have a cut like that. It apparently was awesome, according to the judges.
I have actually gotten into pulled pork sandwiches lately. Not in a sexual way, pervs. I had never had them and discovered that they are super delish. Not sure why I avoided them for so long.
I am brilliant at avoiding things though. Like avoiding doing the dishes. Or maybe packing for my move.
Though we did set a wedding date. I am getting shit done people. I do not want to be all stressed out with a bunch of nonsense. I am always stressed out over dumb stuff as it is. I've booked the church and hall. Done & done. I have a dress picked out, just need to see it live to be sure. My sister is my main beyotch and have not decided on bride's maidens yet. I am thinking I may just have my two closest gals. But I kinda want my nieces as well. Though I do not want 20 minutes of procession going on. Snooze.
Yeah, I think just the girlfriends.
It's annoying. I keep going "oh yeah - I need invitations" "Ugh. A DJ." You know, crap like that. Can't run off to Vegas though. Orthodoxy does not recognize a marriage unless they conduct it. I know...some of you may know me as a heathen. But I do have a family, you know. It's important to my parents. See? I am a good girl!
Go make yourselves some bacon wrapped dates or something. Mmmm...bacon. Note that I am writing that with that picture up there out of my view.
Pulled pork is awesome, especially with home made rolls and a scoop of slaw on top. That picture is another story, however. It's unspeakable. Seriously, what's with that expression and hand to his face?
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ReplyDeleteWhen J and I spent weekends together in Nashville last fall, he kept taking me to the best places for pulled pork. Some cities just have the skills.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Bubbles, Red and I will volunteer to be the official "that place" invitees to your wedding ;)
Smarty - they are so good, aren't they? I really have no idea why I did not have them before.
ReplyDeleteIf the guest list gets expanded - of course; but I think we are going small/ family only with just a few friends (like 10 total if that). Seeing as I'm Greek that means like 200 people. LORD SAVE ME.
Being coy? Ugh. I'm pretty sure none of the gays we know would be even remotely enticed. At least he's original.
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